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Have you been wondering what Saddam Hussein was planning to do with the $750,000 in cash he had in his briefcase when he was captured?

What happens when you have:

1) Nothing to do.
2) A sharp knife.
3) 1 Large lime.
4) A patient cat.
5) Too much tequila.
6) And it's football season?

Michael Jackson has just commissioned his plastic surgeon to do just one more operation. His request to the surgeon was to do anything to keep people from staring at his nose.

The doctor surprised Michael and came up with a solution. Upon the viewing after the bandages were removed, all agreed that the doctor was very creative and the operation was a huge success. Nobody looked at his nose again.

Due to the ever-increasing cost of postage, and my decreasing ability to write legibly, here is my card to cover every holiday for the rest of our lives.

Last week I was with one of my summer interns in the lobby when a receptionist complained that her printer wasn't working. The intern messed around with it and discovered a pen stuck inside the printer.

He started to jam his fingers down into the printer to get the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.

So he grabs a piece of paper and starts scrawling on it. I left before he finished the note.

About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on the printer and went to investigate.

The intern's spacing between words. . .needs a little work. . .

Looking to sell a digital camera CHEAP - I don't need it any longer as I'm in the hospital. I'm including the last photo that I took, so you will have some idea about the picture quality.

Service call from Baltimore Electric residential customer:

BGE received a call from a customer saying: "My power is out. When you come to fix it be sure to bring a truck with a tall enough bucket to remove the deer."

The customer service rep prudently trying to gather helpful information to help diagnose the problem asked, "What deer?"

The customer replied "There is a deer on top of one of the electric poles on Wilkes Rd about 1/2 mile west of perimeter Rd."

The customer service rep tried desperately to pull herself together and not laugh in front of the customer and replied "We'll dispatch someone right away to investigate the power outage. Thank you for the call."

Upon completion of the call, the customer service rep proceeded to share the funny story with her coworkers in the office and they all had a good laugh.

Well, low and behold, the serviceman who repaired the problem stopped by the customer service office the following day with these pictures.

POLICE IN THE REGION HAVE ISSUED A WARNING TO ALL DOG OWNERS. DOGS HAVE BEEN MYSTERIOUSLY ASSASSINATED IN RECENT WEEKS. KEEP YOUR DOG IN SIGHT AT ALL TIMES!!!!