Cartoon Archives 3

(Contributed by Betty Blackburn)

(Contributed by Gloria Sartin)

(Contributed by Pat Good)

(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

(Contributed by Torri Necaise)

(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

(Contributed by Perry Woods - of WPXI fame)

The Government Declares That ALL Gas Stations Post This Sign

(Contributed by Ben Meggitt)

(Contributed by Jack Jackson)

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

The real reason why we grind our teeth in our sleep

And then you wonder why you have a bad taste in your mouth in the morning..... :-)

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

Makin' Bacon!

(Contributed by Gloria Franks)

How Do You Spell Afghanistan

(Contributed by Ellen Butler)

I have entered the "snapdragon" part of my life......
Part of me has snapped........... and the rest of me is draggin'.

(Contributed by Rick Hagen)

If A Cat Drove A Car

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

BooToons

(Contributed by Shaun Szarnicki)

Hurricane Wilma

(Contributed by Ed Abbot)

Blonde's Answer on Test

(Contributed by Ed Abbot)

Dr. Suess for Grownups

(Contributed by Ed Abbot)

(Contributed by Debbie)

(Contributed by Ed Martin - a GREAT engineer)

Get er Done

Dear Cooter,

Me an Sue Ellen have divorced and the judge done gave her the double wide and the pickup.

So, like  the  court order said, I done delivered the truck before  2 O'clock, yesterday afternoon! I took a  picshure fer proof that I delivered it... Wanted to make sure she  found it when she got home!!!

How's your day going? See ya  later,

Your Buddy,
Bubba

(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

Down To Basics

(Contributed by J.P.)

Final Day of Bush's Vacation

(Contributed by Ed Abbot)

Creative Juggling

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

Sign Of The times

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

Truck For Sale - It Runs Great !

(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

A Cowasaki !

(Contributed by Cherie Martin)

Look at my piggy bank after I bought gas yesterday

(Contributed by Gloria Franks)

Ever Have Days Like This?

(Contributed by Gloria Franks)

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Pam Underwood)

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

(Contributed by Jack Shuler)

Redneck Mailbox

Redneck Palm Pilot

(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

PIX you don't see everyday

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

How Do They Get The Lime In Pepsi?

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

New California University

(Contributed by Jack Jackson)

Three Parrots Down The Chute

(Contributed by Jack Shuler)

 Just wait & watch!!! WATCH!!



 

(Contributed by Pat Martin)

You have to be old enough to appreciate this.

Remember the TV Series "The Honeymooners"?  Jackie Gleason's character Ralph Kramden and his saying?

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by J.P.)

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

(Contributed by Ellen Butler)

(Contributed by Cecilia Jones)

An elementary school class started a class
project to make a planter to take home to their parents.

They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants. The students were given greenware pottery planters in the
shape of a clown which they painted with glaze. The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun. They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely but unfortunately the children were not allowed to take them home! The cactus plants were removed and replaced with a small ivy and the children were then allowed to take them home.

The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time.

(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

Redneck Chopper

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

Storm Shelter

If you buried it a few feet deeper, it'd be a fallout shelter.
 

(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

Wife Intervention

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

FEMA Gold'n Ticket (Read Fine Print)

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

Senior Biker & His Babe

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

Life Cycle

Watch Closely

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

(Contributed by Howard Meagle)

A Bumper Sticker That Says It all

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

Multi-Tasking Computer Desk

(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

Lost Puppy

(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

Florida Squirrel

(Contributed by Cassie Young)

Redneck Quote

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

Why We Can't find Bin Laden

Because he's busy playing golf in Florida

(keep your eye on the photo)
 

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Bob Bluhm)

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by J.P.)

New Aircraft Carrier

USS William Jefferson Clinton  CVS1

(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

Absolute Proof of Global Warming

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

Florida Redneck Air Conditioning

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Jack Jackson)

First Case of Bird Flu In USA

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

What's On Your Arm?

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

Michael Jackson Manual

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

The Grave Truth

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

Search For Wife Killer

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

Watch The Frog Change To A Horse

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

Redneck Motorcycle

(Contributed by Cassie Young)

Classroom Assignment

It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called 'add to the picture'. The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following student would add something to the picture to make it a new picture.

The teacher called on James to start things off.

James returned to his seat.

The teacher called on Ernie next.

Ernie returned to his seat.

Now it was Suzy's turn.

Suzy returned to her seat.

Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board.

Jerry returned to his seat.

Kim was called to the board.

Kim returned to her seat.

About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being dirty-minded, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard.

Little Johnny had done it again.

(Contributed by Cassie Young)

Computers

LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

  Memory was something you lost with age
   An application was for employment
   A program was a TV show
   A cursor used profanity

   A keyboard was a piano
   A web was a spider's home
   A virus was the flu
   A CD was a bank account

   A hard drive was a long trip on the road
  A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
   And if you had a 3-1/2 inch floppy .


  ... you just hoped nobody ever found out

(Contributed by Pat Good)

International Sign of Marriage

(Contributed by Gloria Franks)

My neighbor has a puppy he's giving away
(FREE!). It's a Dachshund, it's house broken,
and it's great with kids. He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her, and that gives her the 'Heebie Jeebies'.

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

Dead Man Walking

(Contributed by Perry Woods)

(Contributed by J.P.)

Kern County, CA -- Working his last day at the graphics company, an employee decided to take a little creative license with his last task: installing graphics on a Sheriff's cruiser. This car was actually put into service, and driven for a full week before an officer noticed it.

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

The Girl And The "Real Thing"

(Contributed by Perry Woods - of WPXI fame)

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

The FBI has issued a warning for the state of Pennsylvania. They suspect a terrorist may be hiding among the Amish community.

This photo provided the first clue that triggered the investigation:

(Contributed by Debbie Hassinger)

"A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though they know you are slightly cracked."

(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

Bush Look-A-likes

(Contributed by Pam Underwood)

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

The Perfect Seatbelt

(Contributed by Shaun Szarnicki)

(Contributed by John Burkhead)

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

Redneck Christmas

(Contributed by Pat Good)

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

(Contributed by Debbie Hassinger)

You Have Seen The Computer Term LMBO ?

(Contributed by Shaun Szarnicki)

(Contributed by Ed Abbot)

(Contributed by Gloria Franks)

If Women Controlled The World

(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

(Contributed by Ed Abbot)

Do You See The Similarity?

Top Of Clinton Library

Redneck Highrise

(Contributed by Jack Shuler)

New Auto Fuel Gauge

(Contributed by Debbie Hassinger)

(Contributed by Ellen Butler)

Weapons of Mass Destruction

(Contributed by Cecilia Johnson)

The Nite Before Thanksgiving

(Contributed by Shaun Szarnicki)

This graphic picture of an Overdose Victim not for shock value, but rather in the hope that you will have a frank discussion with friends and family about respecting moderation, understanding limits, and knowing when to just walk away.

(Contributed by Cassie Young)

(Contributed by Ron Eitel)

(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

(Contributed by Rick Binkley)

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

(Contributed by Shaun Szarnicki)

Creative Signage

(Contributed by Deb Hassinger)

Are you depressed; feeling left out and run-over? Does your job "Suck"? Are you unappreciated and over worked? Family got you down, money worries too? Well. . .here's the drug for you. . .! ! When Life Just Blows. . .FUKIDOL !

(Contributed by Gerry Jones)

The Harvest Moon

(Contributed by Gloria Franks)

(Contributed by Richard Martin)

Don't Drink & Fly

(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

Before & After Marriage
Before	After

(Contributed by Shaun Szarnicki)

(Contributed by Shaun Szarnicki)

Enough

(Contributed by Pat Good)

New Florida License Plate

(Contributed by Linda Tutten)

Shutter Stutter

(Contributed by Friendly Flyer)

Florida Clears Path For Ivan

(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

New Florida Welcome Sign

(Contributed by Friendly Flyer)

New Florida Post Card

(Contributed by Tammie Mason)

Why You Need Duct Tape During A Hurricane

(Contributed by Gloria Franks)

Creative Balding Tattoo

(Contributed by J.P.)

From A Logger's Point Of Fiew

(Contributed by J.P.)

Bush Tells Matt:  "If you had big balls, you could not sit like that!"

(Contributed by Shaun Szarnicki)

(Contributed by Debbie Hassinger)

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

You Can Feel The Love

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

Before And After Botox

(Contributed by Ed Abbot)

(Contributed by Rick Binkley)

Which Of The Cup Size Excites You The Most?

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

Terrorist-Proof Airlines

The only Terrorist-Proof Airline in the business where we can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !

Yes, here at NAKED AIRLINES we care about SAFETY - AND IT SHOWS.

(Contributed by Annie Shugart)

(Contributed by Ed Abbot)

I think My Wife Is Cheating On Me

(Contributed by Dennis Sparks)

Cute Bumper Sticker

(Contributed by Shaun Szarnicki)

Michelin Denies Paternity Suit 


 

(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

Democrat Kid

(Contributed by Cecilia Johnson)

Martha Stewart's New Home

(Contributed by Gloria Franks)

Creative Painting On A Truck Award Winner !!

(Contributed by Ed Martin)

Ring The Doorbell Please

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

(Contributed by Jack Shuler)

(Contributed by Jack Shuler)

Maxine

(Contributed by Gloria Franks)

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

(Contributed by Debbie Hassinger)

Don't Forget The Sunscreen

Iraqi Hooker

(Contributed by Tom Cronk)

Bad Design From Disney

(Contributed by Jim Clark)

The Clinton Portrait Unveiled

(Contributed by J. P.)

A Liberal Watching The News