A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL NAMED SUZY WAS STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK IN FRONT OF HER HOME.

NEXT TO HER WAS A BASKET CONTAINING A NUMBER TINY CREATURES; IN HER HAND WAS A SIGN ANNOUNCING FREE KITTENS.

SUDDENLY A LINE OF BIG BLACK CARS PULLED UP BESIDE HER. OUT OF THE LEAD CAR STEPPED A TALL, GRINNING MAN.

"HI THERE, LITTLE GIRL, I\'M PRESIDENT OBAMA. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THE BASKET?" HE ASKED.

"KITTENS." LITTLE SUZY SAID.

HOW OLD ARE THEY? ASKED OBAMA.

SUZY REPLIED, "THEY\'RE SO YOUNG, THEIR EYES AREN\'T EVEN OPEN YET."

"AND WHAT KIND OF KITTENS ARE THEY?"

"DEMOCRATS," ANSWERED SUZY WITH A SMILE.

OBAMA WAS DELIGHTED. AS SOON AS HE RETURNED TO HIS CAR, HE CALLED HIS PR CHIEF AND TOLD HIM ABOUT THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE KITTENS.

RECOGNIZING THE PERFECT PHOTO OP, THE TWO MEN AGREED THAT THE
PRESIDENT SHOULD RETURN THE NEXT DAY, AND IN FRONT OF THE ASSEMBLED MEDIA, HAVE THE GIRL TALK ABOUT HER DISCERNING KITTENS.

SO THE NEXT DAY, SUZY WAS AGAIN STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK WITH HER BASKET OF "FREE KITTENS" WHEN ANOTHER MOTORCADE PULLED UP, THIS TIME FOLLOWED BY VANS FROM ABC, NBC, CBS AND CNN.

CAMERAS AND AUDIO EQUIPMENT WERE QUICKLY SET UP, THEN OBAMA GOT OUT OF HIS LIMO AND WALKED OVER TO LITTLE SUZY.

"HELLO, AGAIN," HE SAID, "ID LOVE IT IF YOU WOULD TELL ALL MY FRIENDS OUT THERE WHAT KIND OF KITTENS YOU\'RE GIVING AWAY."

"YES SIR," SUZY SAID. "THEY\'RE REPUBLICANS."

TAKEN BY SURPRISE, THE PRESIDENT STAMMERED, "BUT... BUT... YESTERDAY, YOU TOLD ME THEY WERE DEMOCRATS."

LITTLE SUZY SMILED AND SAID, "I KNOW. BUT TODAY, THEY HAVE THEIR EYES OPEN."

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.  The other is for housing prisoners.

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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved? ....

A: America !

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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

Let’s All Pray!

Get past it.

Get used to the idea of a new president and the new administration!!

Here's the bumper sticker you'll need for at least the next 4 years.

What's the difference between Jacksonville, FL

The Zoo Has an African Lion. . . . .

The White House has a Lyin' African. . . . .

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc.......

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat.

Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have?

"A Martini please. "Again it was superb.

The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100".

So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, ............

"A-r-e  y-o-u-r  p-e-o-p-l-e  h-a-p-p-y  w-i-t-h  O-B-A-M-A?????

Tell me again why you thought G.W.B. was so stupid?:

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisors with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the fourth of May (Cuatro de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W.. Bush had misspelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and 'potatoe' as "proof" of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on "Earth Day," would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W.. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually "get" what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W.. Bush had failed to send aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt --which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate -- in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 6 months -- so you'll have three years and six months to come up with an answer.
 

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, low and behold,
he lost his wallet and all identification.  Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by a Mexican
Customs Agent at the Tijuana border.

'May I see your identification, por favor, señor?' asked the agent.

'I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,' replied the guy.

'Si, amigo, I hear t hat every day. No ID, no crossing the border,' said the agent.

'But I can prove that I'm an American!' he exclaimed. 'I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Hillary Clinton tattooed on the other.'

'This I must see,' replied the agent.  With that, the American dropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent.

'Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, you're right!' exclaimed the agent. 'Have
a safe trip back to Chicago, Senor.'

'Thanks!' he said. 'But why do you think I'm from Chicago?'

The agent replied, 'I recognized Barack Obama in the middle!'