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| * The Dude * |
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Let me introduce myself. . .I am |
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A. J. (As in "Always Joking") |
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I live on a Barrier Island, on Beautiful Vilano Beach. (it's SO small, the McDonalds only has ONE Arch - Wait Dude, we don't even have a McDonalds!) |
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| Vilano Beach Is A Quaint Little Drinking Village, With A Fishing Problem | ||
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I retired in 2011 after 48 years in Broadcasting. I spent 30 years on Radio as a Rock-N-Roll DJ. I have also been Chief Engineer at several Radio & TV stations. From Jan 2000 - March 2011, I was Engineer-In-Charge of a Satellite EarthStation, uplinking to satellite, PGA TOUR Programs and weekend Golf Tournaments to the Domestic TV Networks and 143 Different Countries World-Wide.. For 48 years, I loved what I did for a living, so you might say I never had to work a single day in my life !! Cow-a-Bunga Dude, it don't get no better! |
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| I ride American - I ride a Harley-Davidson Road King |
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Vilano Beach is
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small we can't afford a
Town Drunk - we have to take turns.
Vilano Beach is
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small - for years I thought the name of the town was Resume Speed. Vilano Beach is SO small - the Main Drag is a Transvestite. |
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| Let The Party Begin ! |
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| "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." |
| "If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon" |
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My Philosophy |
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| I Drink Margaritas ONLY On Days Ending In "Y" |
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| One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor... |
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~ The Dude's Motto ~ |
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| Read The Florida Dude's BEER PRAYER By Clicking HERE |
| Where The Dude Calls Home |
| The Republic of Vilano |
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| A Barrier Island In Northeast Florida |
| Florida Dude's Rain Gauge |
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| One Free With Every Beer |
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FLORIDA DUDE’S PLANNED RETIREMENT ACTIVITIES The Florida Dude has often been asked, "What do you plan to do when you retire?" Well, I have a chemistry background and one of the things I enjoy most is turning Miller High Life, Jack Daniels and Tequila into urine. ...And I'm pretty darn good at it!!! Thank heaven I paid attention in school! |
| My three favorite beers: The one I just had, the one I'm drinking now and the next one I'll have. |
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| The St. Augustine Sea Monster washed ashore in 1896 |
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Click On "Huey" For The Dude's Army Page |
Click on Rusty & Buffy for the Pomeranian Pups Page | Click on Little Dude's Picture for the Costal Cockatiel Page | Click on Peanut's Picture for the Beach Beagle's Page | Click on Gidget's Picture For Gidget's Page | Click on Harley Road King for The Dude & Dudette's Bike |
Click On Drummer for The Dude's Drum Page |
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass, all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. |
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Take every
birthday with a grain of salt.
This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita |
| I WAS A SOLDIER | I AM A SOLDIER | I WILL ALWAYS BE A SOLDIER |
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Have A
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See Ya On The Beach !!
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